Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What sound does a street sweeper make?

Broom Broom

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion