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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

How's the fruit?

Just peachy.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

Princess Peach Jokes More Princess Peach Jokes

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion