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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

How's the fruit?

Just peachy.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

Princess Peach Jokes More Princess Peach Jokes

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion