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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

Princess Peach Jokes More Princess Peach Jokes

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion