Daisy Jokes

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

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What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Princess Peach Jokes More Princess Peach Jokes

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.