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Daisy Jokes

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Princess Peach Jokes More Princess Peach Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history