Daisy Jokes

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

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What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!