An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
An oompa loompa with a sore throat.
Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"
They got married in the spring.
Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.
Santa Clause rolling down a hill
A lie
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
Because he wanted to...
An alter eagle!
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
A baegull.
They're buds
Petal to the nettle!
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
A cantelope