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What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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What did the drowning mathematician say?

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How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

What emits a monochromatic beam of salty snack food?

Frito Layser.