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Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.

Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz?

Get to the back of the oven...