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Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're!