Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

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Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave

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What is the difference between a baby and a Mars bar?

About 500 calories.

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.