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What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

Who's there! Andrew! Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank!

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How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball