Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.