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Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What are you waiting for?

A car.