Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...