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Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!