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Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.