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Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

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What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

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Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.