Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

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What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.