Staple Jokes

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Peer Pressure Jokes More Peer Pressure Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Young Boy Jokes More Young Boy Jokes

What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.