Staple Jokes

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Staple Food Jokes More Staple Food Jokes

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

Don't look I'm changing!!

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.