Second Monkey Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Monkey Fall Jokes More Monkey Fall Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano