Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
Cut the rope
Petrified wood.
Paul stop monkeying around!
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
To get to the second hand shop.
They all fell off a truck.
Alexander Graham Fell!
PEEr pressure!
You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
In little knotsies....
