Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.