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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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What goes zzub zzub?

A bee flying backwards!

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

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What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)