Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.