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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

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What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)