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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands