Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

What did one frog say to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

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Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

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Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.