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Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

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Princess Diana can't stop either

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Why don't we ever go 'forth and back'?

To go forth and multiply is more fun.

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Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.