Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

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Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.