Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

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How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.