Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

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What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!