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Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.