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Suicidal Man Jokes

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach