Suicidal Man Jokes

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

Who is Jason Waterfalls?

And why don't they want him to go