Suicidal Man Jokes

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What's a Mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's a wombat for?

For playing wom

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.