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Suicidal Man Jokes

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What' chu want fam?

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Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken.

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!