Suicidal Man Jokes

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl?

Hey, wanna hang?

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.