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What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

When she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Sweetie Jokes More Sweetie Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..