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What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

Sweetie Jokes More Sweetie Jokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.