What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.