What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

Halloumi

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

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What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..