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What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

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What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.