Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

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Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.