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Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

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Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.