Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

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Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years