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Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

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Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

What does an 80-year-old person taste like?

Depends.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east?

Tuesday

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.