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What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up