What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

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What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.