Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

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Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.