Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!!

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.