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What is Long, has two balls and you lift it?

A dumbell

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!