What is Long, has two balls and you lift it?

A dumbell

Previous Random Joke Next

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits