Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?

Beacause a little water ends both of them!

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.