Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

What do frogs drink?

Hot croako!