Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
In a nest-cafe!
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.
Nothing. He just laughed.
Because it was 2 turnt up
Drinking
