Captain Cook Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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With a pita pan.

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Take me to your Liederkranz.

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!