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Captain Cook Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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Captain Hook Jokes More Captain Hook Jokes

Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Good Food Jokes More Good Food Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.