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Captain Cook Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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Captain Hand

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The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Remove the wheelchair

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With a pita pan.

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