Captain Cook Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

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Men, get on the boat.

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Why do pirates like TIG welding so much?

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Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

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