Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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You shall not gas!

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.