Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.