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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**