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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

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Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.