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Which number confuses people?

82

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Your Age Is Only Math

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

La Jokes More La Jokes

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!