Le Var Burton Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they *can't even*!

What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

An ill-eagle immigrant

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What does a raven bring on an airplane?

A carri-on bag

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Wilderness Jokes More Wilderness Jokes

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.