Le Var Burton Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Wilderness Jokes More Wilderness Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber