Le Var Burton Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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Wilderness Jokes More Wilderness Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Who here likes Olympic Frisbees?

Discus.

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up