Le Var Burton Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What people travel the most?

Romans.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Wilderness Jokes More Wilderness Jokes

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost