Friendzone Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Endzone Jokes More Endzone Jokes

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

Complement Jokes More Complement Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

Spike Jokes More Spike Jokes

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands