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Friendzone Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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Brony Jokes More Brony Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What should you never say to a brony?

Hello

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

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With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?

Grrraaaaiiinnns...

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Friendship Jokes More Friendship Jokes

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

Complement Jokes More Complement Jokes

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

Endzone Jokes More Endzone Jokes

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.