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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

ShakiRA

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Colombian Jokes More Colombian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

ShakiRA

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.