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What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

ShakiRA

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Colombian Jokes More Colombian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

ShakiRA

Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor?

A Cairo-practor.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Datum Scientist Jokes More Datum Scientist Jokes

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

What does a data scientist do after an heavy lunch?

A pie shart.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.