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What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

Datum Scientist Jokes More Datum Scientist Jokes

What does a data scientist do after an heavy lunch?

A pie shart.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.