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What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Colombian Jokes More Colombian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

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Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor?

A Cairo-practor.

What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

ShakiRA

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

Datum Scientist Jokes More Datum Scientist Jokes

What does a data scientist do after an heavy lunch?

A pie shart.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...