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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

Datum Scientist Jokes More Datum Scientist Jokes

What does a data scientist do after an heavy lunch?

A pie shart.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Colombian Jokes More Colombian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

ShakiRA

Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.