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What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Datum Scientist Jokes More Datum Scientist Jokes

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

What does a data scientist do after an heavy lunch?

A pie shart.

Colombian Jokes More Colombian Jokes

Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

ShakiRA

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.