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Colombian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

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Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Shaki Ra Jokes More Shaki Ra Jokes

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.