Reload Jokes

How did Henry V reload his rifle?

Once more into the breech, dear friends

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

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Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Paper Clip Jokes More Paper Clip Jokes

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

Stepmother Jokes More Stepmother Jokes

What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?

A Step-Stool

What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?

Reload.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery