Reload Jokes

How did Henry V reload his rifle?

Once more into the breech, dear friends

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

Potluck Jokes More Potluck Jokes

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

Backyard Jokes More Backyard Jokes

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.