Reload Jokes

How did Henry V reload his rifle?

Once more into the breech, dear friends

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

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Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

How does a poor mans cube look like?

It's a sphere.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

Potluck Jokes More Potluck Jokes

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.