When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
He hadn't got a leg to stand on.
I will not stand for this.
The ones that are hot don't last as long
Cows are real.
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
Scare spray!
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
Because they can't get high.
He came up short on his register.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
Limp Biscuit
