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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

You get a short circut.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays