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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What gets larger every time I see my Girlfriend?

My credit card bill.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.