When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
Because he was always out standing in his field.
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it
It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
They pull up their pants.
Coconuts have hair
Trout
Monkey farts
Air.
You get a short circut.
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
A snooker table