When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
Benoit B. Mandelbrot
Amen
Back up a couple of inches.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
None. They are all on the outside.
A good vacuum cleaner!
Because he always plays with Pooh.
The-Odor-e Roosevelt.
A midget at a urinal.
Air.
He made a Freudian slip
Matisse hurt!
