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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr.Dre

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal