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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

Little seizures

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout