Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!