Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.