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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.