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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!