Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca.

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What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What do you call a conversation about weed?

A diskushion.