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What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too

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How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!