What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

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He got a hole in one

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber