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How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

None, PETA can't change anything.

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.