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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

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How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

None, PETA can't change anything.

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.