What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

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What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.