What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

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What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers