Kids say the darnedest things.
Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!
Samurais?
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
Vladimir Puddin'
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)