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How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

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Ayy lil' mayo.

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Don't be koi.

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He was sick of all its shiitake.

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How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

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Because of their national diet.

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Getting hit by Rice

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With rice.

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How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?