Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

Japanese Guy Jokes More Japanese Guy Jokes

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Shiitake Jokes More Shiitake Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.