Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
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Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
Because OCT 31=DEC 25
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25
Squash one and deal with the other later.
There's a little nip in the air.
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.
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Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because OCT 31= DEC 25
Because he couldn't commit.
They both worry about the position of colons.
Squash*
A flat.
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright
They went on stroke.
I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.
Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.