Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
Because OCT 31=DEC 25
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because OCT 31= DEC 25
One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.
Okay men, get on the ship.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
X always equals 10
His daddy was really a mummy.
Because his daddy was a mummy
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
To the foobar.
Because all day they deal with ores.
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
