Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
A Krismas goose.
Chick to chick!
Me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad
As John Cena because you can't see them.
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Because he couldn't commit.
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
A bad judge of character.
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.