Space Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

You park, man.

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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Astro-knots.

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You give him space.

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A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

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So they can park in handicap spots.

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Back my Smitch Up!

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What is the volume of pizza?

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What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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