What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.