What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

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How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.