Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

Nothing - he'll just return it!