Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.