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Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.