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Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '