What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

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What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

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What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.