What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...