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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

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What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

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Why does your son call you big brother?

Because he's your mom's kid.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!