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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.