Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

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Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

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What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.