Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

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What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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How did Wendy die?

The baconator

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.