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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

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French press. (Too soon?)

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My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11