Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..