Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

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What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.