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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

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What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.