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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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Why didn't Lebron go to college?

He didn't want to show up for the finals

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about