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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.