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What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

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What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

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How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A back-handed compliment.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.