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What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What did the moderator say to the redditor?

Deleted

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

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How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD