How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.